Please, can someone pretend like they're Donny Osmond?

No rude, or pointless answers! Respond to this AS IF YOU WERE THE HOT DUDE HIMSELF: Donny, hello! I am 15 years old, and I love you so much! I think you're adorable, and I saw you on DWTS. Would you ever want to dance with me? And would you ever want to hug and kiss me?